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“This app is taking forever to load,” my 10-year-old son Chase said as I was driving. It was just the two of us in the car and he was fiddling with his iPhone*.
“What app is it?” I asked. He isn’t supposed to download anything unless he has our permission.
“It’s called Grindr,” he said. I nearly crashed the car.
“You can’t download that,” I said quickly, full of panic and resisting the urge to reach over and snatch the phone out of his hands. I was certain the app would load faster than any app has loaded in the history of all apps and his profile would be automatically complete and naked selfies of men would flood his phone and his brain.
“I can download it; it’s just taking forever,” he said.
“No. I mean you aren’t allowed to download it. I’m saying no. You’re not old enough…
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